Aussie Aussie Aussie

Culture Vulture, Humor, S-e-x education, sarcasm

We know that readers (ok, ok, the single reader – fine!) of this blog are very discerning gentlemen (if you are a lady please leave your number in the comments section) with refined tastes and superior intelligence. And therefore they take a strong interest in foreign affairs and stuff like the socioeconomic factors which impact […]

February 28, 2008

Are you Simpsonized yet..

Humor, Random Links, sarcasm

Taking the cue from certain well known and extremely popular bloggers, I too shall populate this blog with my pictures – my pictures will soon outnumber ‘one night in paris’ videos – although they might fail to provide the same amount of non-intellectual stimulation viewers would derive from one night.. but what the hell – […]

August 14, 2007


dream woman, Humor, Movies, Narcissism

No, I am not standing for elections again, thank you. And no, this is not one of those personal ads with 24 of the 26 alphabets, the ones which go ‘SNWM LF AQF/RR/MQF with F18+ Pref AMWRP’. Actually this post is precipitated by good friends/roommates who are inconsiderate enough to get married and move to […]

June 9, 2007

The Moos have it!

Humor, Random Links

So you read his blog. And you are a big fan. And you are wondering what can you do to show your admiration for the king ? Look no further – this is exactly what he needs to keep his ‘muse’ from deserting him. and much amoosement will follow. I wonder if this is inspired […]

May 31, 2007

First Love

Humor, love, Narcissism, relationships, self portrait, Soccer

The earliest memory I have of her is from ’82 or so (yeah, I am ancient – that’s where all the wisdom comes from) – someone in my society introduced me to her. The first meeting did not leave a very strong impression and I didn’t expect her to become what she means to me […]

May 22, 2007

Life is short

Humor, Life

And the past one month has made it seem even shorter. If an art of living meditation course helped me slow down, a whirlwind tour of India – Mum – Cal – Bangalore – Chennai – Delhi – Mum pressed the fast forward button. And a weekend where I took a running jump off a […]

March 27, 2007

Vote for me!

Humor, Memories

No, this is not a post asking you to vote for me at the next blogger awards. I don’t think 2 votes would be enough to beat him or him. But there was a time when i did stand for elections in college – that too for the post of the cultural secretary – not […]

March 19, 2007

Aussie rules


You can’t run forward for through passes in touch footy – even if all that space looks inviting! Don’t order Indian food in Sydney (in my defence it was the only place open at 10 pm) Switch your phone off when you go to sleep in foreign country else people might try to sell you […]

March 5, 2007

Would you like us to repeat your order?

Humor, People

Tring Tring Tring Tring Me: “Hello?”Voice on Phone: “Hello,is that Mr Shiju Thomas?”Me: YesVOP: Hello, this is Kiki’s flowers. Sir, last year you had ordered flowers for Ms XYZ, would you like to send them again?Me: (ahhhhhh)sorry, no flowers this yearVOP: Oh why not? – we will have to shut shop if people dont send […]

February 13, 2007


Humor, Narcissism, sarcasm

I think it’s overrated. People have often told me that i need to be humble, and have pointed me to sterling (in their view) examples of humility – He is sincere,dedicated, hard working and humble – they say. But come on, Humility is when there is something you can be proud of, when you achieve […]

January 31, 2007