"Sorry, I don’t date outside my species."


Humor, Random Links / Wednesday, October 18th, 2006

This old t-shirt gag can become reality if one is to beleive Dr Curry, a research associate in the Centre for Philosophy of Natural and Social Science of the London School of Economics.

The mating preferences of the rich, highly educated and well-nourished could ultimately drive their separation into a genetically distinct group that no longer interbreeds with less fortunate human beings. Dr Curry further speculated that privileged humans might over tens of thousands of years evolve into a “gracile” subspecies, tall, thin, symmetrical, intelligent and creative..

However there was better news further down.

Dr Curry also said that the current concept of race would be gone by the year 3000, as relationships between people with different skin colours produce a “coffee-colour” across all populations

Ah ha, I am the future – coffee colored, tall, thin (i think), intelligent – now to get all those rich, highly educated and well-nourished women to mate with me.

14 Replies to “"Sorry, I don’t date outside my species."”

  1. i hope you understand the immense self control i am exerting – not making any jokes about ‘tall’ and ‘from you?’

  2. The ubermenschen are waking! Ausgeziechnet!! The hour of ascension approaches. Soon, the world will tremble before my shadow.

    -r

  3. ‘Coffee-coloured’…what is this? If the stuff from our office vending machine is anything to go by, we’re all doomed!

  4. “well-nourished women to mate with me”????……intelligent and rich i can understand….have u come across malnourished women….please dont count da models….?!

  5. “well-nourished women to mate with me”????……intelligent and rich i can understand….have u come across malnourished women….please dont count da models….?!

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