Sir, do you have an apple?


Humor

“Sir, do you have an apple?”She said, waving an apple in her hand in case I didn’t know an apple from an orange. She was wearing the frazzled but curt and serious expression worn by airport officials the world over. I resisted the urge to point to my headphones and say – just an ipod. […]

September 25, 2006

An old school quiz (and running around naked)


Uncategorized

Ok, the second part was just to trick the search engines, nobody ran around naked in the quiz Apparently the convoluted directions were meant to keep out potential Darwin award winners… but after a lot of calling, querying and searching the participants managed to track down Cathedral High School. In keeping with desire for high […]

September 20, 2006

Sale! Sale!


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Wouldn’t that be a great way to attract women? I should just get a red t-shirt with Sale written on it, and I’ll be irresistible! But what I am actually selling is a Nokia N-Gage QD, I won it on the ESPN Star Nokia Fantasy Challenge last year, as the runner up for the month […]

September 12, 2006

The Invitation


Poems

was written as a result of the author’s experience at a party. I saw it for the first time yesterday in the Citations column in the ET. Reproduced below: It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, and if you dare to dream of meeting […]

September 6, 2006