I wonder …


Uncategorized / Tuesday, January 31st, 2006

during the day so many thoughts rush through my head, each deserving a blog post to dissect, analyse and express …
but after a day’s work my mind is not upto creative pursuits.

but there are somethings you wonder about –

i do believe it is true that you invite certain experiences and certain people
into your life, cos you have something to learn and something to teach.

but if you do not learn the lessons you need to, you invite the same experience all over again.

which can be pretty irritating.

which brings me to my doctor, or rather Gaspode’s relative’s doctor.

over the past year i have been battling a stomach infection of some sort which is not only painful but embarassing as well – causes excessive flatulence in addition to other socially more acceptable symptoms. (I tell you, i am not fat – it’s just gas)

and two previous doctors have diagnosed it as Colitis and/or Amoebic dysentery. and they have given me various antibiotics, which have been partially effective.

so the doc i went to yesterday tells me, after a lot of pushing and prodding, and ‘inhale deeply’s and ‘turn over’s that i have an irritable colon. I ask you, after all the abuse he subjected my innards too, any self respecting colon is bound to be irritable.. i could have told him that. and why single out my colon, ask my colleagues they’ll tell you that most parts of me are irritable..

I prefer my dentist, who expects me to answer questions with my mouth stretched wide open, and half a dozen pointed implements resting in my oral orifice.

but she is rather cute, and she tells me i have a pushy tongue which requires a restrainer

i wonder what it is with these doctors? they keep labeling these body parts..

8 Replies to “I wonder …”

  1. >or rather Gaspode’s relative’s doctor.

    Why bring me into this?

    >why single out my colon

    To put a full stop to your gastric ailments. That way, your waistline will once again be comma il faut.

  2. >or rather Gaspode’s relative’s doctor.Why bring me into this? >why single out my colonTo put a full stop to your gastric ailments. That way, your waistline will once again be comma il faut.

  3. >or rather Gaspode’s relative’s doctor.

    Why bring me into this?

    >why single out my colon

    To put a full stop to your gastric ailments. That way, your waistline will once again be comma il faut from a social perspective.

  4. >or rather Gaspode’s relative’s doctor.Why bring me into this?>why single out my colonTo put a full stop to your gastric ailments. That way, your waistline will once again be comma il faut from a social perspective.

  5. if the doctor is a quack – who do you think i am going to curse?

    might be in delhi for a wedding march 10th..

    you around?

  6. >if the doctor is a quack – who do you think i am going to curse?

    God? Bilasrao DEsmukh? Gaurav Mishra? Perhaps even gasp the doctor…

    >be in delhi for a wedding march 10th..

    I don’t know anything these days. Well, I might be in Bombay before then. We’ll have to wave at each other while our planes cross, or something.

  7. >if the doctor is a quack – who do you think i am going to curse?God? Bilasrao DEsmukh? Gaurav Mishra? Perhaps even gasp the doctor…>be in delhi for a wedding march 10th..I don’t know anything these days. Well, I might be in Bombay before then. We’ll have to wave at each other while our planes cross, or something.

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